Epinions -- The Sound of Music
Jun 17 '02
The Bottom Line Epinion songs sung to the Sound of Music.
My Least Favorite Things
Anonymous ratings, and cruel evil comments;
Really bad grammar, no periods, no comments;
People who read, but choose not to rate.
These are a few of my Epinions pet peeves.
Five thousand opinions, but no income share;
Bitching, and moaning, and kissing derriere;
Epinion TRs, and advisors the same.
These are a few of my Epinions pet peeves.
Changes, and changes, and site politics;
The website is buggy, my rating won’t stick.
Why do I bother when nobody cares?
These are a few of my Epinions pet peeves.
When there’s laughter,
When there’s delight,
When I’m feeling mirth.
It means that Epinions had wasted my time;
I had to sign out… to live my real life.
Duh-Rate-Me
Maria: Let’s start at the very beginning, a very good place to start.
When you rate you begin with
Gretel: W, O, T.
Maria: When you rate you begin with duh-rate-me.
Children: Duh-rate-me?
Maria: Duh-rate-me. The first three notes just happen to be Duh-rate-me
Children: Duh-rate-me!
Maria: Duh-rate-me-fair-so-I’ll-trust-you.
Oh, let’s see if I can make it easier.
Duh, it’s dumb, it’s obvious,
Rate, a button you just click
Me, my opinions, you’re here to rate
Fair, you better VH me
So, are you going to rate?
I’ll, return the favor to you.
Trust, I might consider that too.
That will bring us back to do…oh oh oh!
Duh, it’s dumb, it’s obvious,
Rate, a button you just click
Me, my opinions, you’re here to rate
Fair, you better VH me
So, what’s it gonna be?
I’ll, return the favor to you.
Trust, I might consider that too.
Duh-rate-me-fair-so-I’ll-trust-you,
So do!
Web of Trust, Web of Trust
Web of Trust,
Web of Trust
Every morning you greet me.
Five people, or ten thousand strong
You look happy to read me
All those members on my WOT
I hope to trust you forever.
Web of Trust, web of trust,
I hope my WOT grows forever.
Thanks to Rogers and Hammerstein II.
Also check out the Epinions Income Share song
http://www.epinions.com/content_2677514372
-- soothsayer
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