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Mar 12 '01

The Bottom Line One's popularity with their peers directly coincides with how much inflatable furniture one owns. It's true!

To be a responsible inflatable furniture owner, one must be fully-informed on all facets of inflatable furniture. One mustn't fear it's delicate tenderness: one must embrace it. And that is why I am here.

For the love of god, man - don't do any 'plopping'!!
Inflatable Furniture is NOT to be 'plopped' upon, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. Remember this small rule of thumb: plopping = popping.

Beverages are A-OKAY
This is the beauty of inflatable furniture: it's remarkably easy to tidy up any messes spilled on your love seat or easy chair.

When blowing, watch out for those teeth!!
The nozzle that one uses to blow up the furniture is sensitive to teeth. If you bite too hard, air is not going to be flowing freely through the nozzle. Don't get me wrong - you DO want to use teeth for a grasp on the nozzle, just be careful!

Don't be cheap: get the Ottoman
I'll tell ya, the best thing I ever did in my inflatable-furniture-buyin' time is that I bought an easy chair that came with a pillow and an ottoman. Nothing beats kicking your feet up after a long, hard day at work. Ask anybody!

Inflatable furniture is not a toy
Please do not have 'inflatable furniture fights' with your beloved new love seat or easy chair. Someone is only going to lose an eye, or worse: your inflatable furniture will pop.

Inflate to 32 psi
This is a warning to you that inflating your furniture properly is the best way to enjoy it. Limp and lifeless furniture is a real bummer.


I'm sure others may tell you fancier things about owning inflatable furniture, but I think I covered the important points. Just remember that one's popularity with their peers directly coincides with how much inflatable furniture one owns. It's true!

Thank goodness for inflatable furniture and thank goodness for epinions.

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